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Originally posted by LiveLoveLaff:


Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.


Simple doesn't always mean quicker,easiest,or best. That darn stump will be a burden,mise well get it out of the way.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered.. Not yelled.
I'd be saying HUH? Speak up!

Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

I do work hard at it,now if I could only figure out how to get a paycheck for my troubles.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

Forgive? Ummm not so sure,but I can smile at them.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

Is there such a thing?

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

Just a mean one.

You cannot unsay a cruel or unkind word.

Just say "Just kidden'" at the end.


Every path has a few puddles.

Don't wear your new shoes.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

Yuck.



Don't judge folks by their relatives.

Judge the relatives by their folks.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

When sleeping.

Live a good, honorable life . Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

Sure thing.


If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Just look for fossils.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

I get got getting got get.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'..

Which one is it? Me,myself or I?




Always drink upstream from the herd.

I'll take a bottled water to go please.


Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

That's why I don't have any pets.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

I don't like animals/pets. No thanks.

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest Up to God.

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Originally posted by LiveLoveLaff:
M.J. Your responses cracked me up...not to mention I love a little sarcasm...okay, a lot of sarcasm. Thanks for the laugh.

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Originally posted by LiveLoveLaff:
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.