Kittyman to M.J.: These gas prices are busting my budget. I had to fill my tank this morning!

M.J. to Kityman: How much did it cost you?

Kityman to M.J.: $20.

M.J. to Kityman: $20? That's not so bad! I wish I could fill up my car for $20!

Kityman to M.J.: Car hell. That's how much it cost me to fill up my lawnmower!

Kittyman I thought of you{the underwear crack} when I read this joke that came into my in-box just a minute or so ago.



If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of under pants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining to her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who was standing idly by. The mechanic,however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

LMAO! She said underwear crack. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Angel you lil devil! LOL!

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Originally posted by French Toast:
Kittyman to M.J.: These gas prices are busting my budget. I had to fill my tank this morning!

M.J. to Kityman: How much did it cost you?

Kityman to M.J.: $20.

M.J. to Kityman: $20? That's not so bad! I wish I could fill up my car for $20!

Kityman to M.J.: Car hell. That's how much it cost me to fill up my lawnmower!

The prices are everywhere. I can't keep up. One hour it's $2.89 and three hours later it's $3.07.

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Originally posted by *~*M*J*~*:

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Originally posted by French Toast:
Kittyman to M.J.: These gas prices are busting my budget. I had to fill my tank this morning!

M.J. to Kityman: How much did it cost you?

Kityman to M.J.: $20.

M.J. to Kityman: $20? That's not so bad! I wish I could fill up my car for $20!

Kityman to M.J.: Car hell. That's how much it cost me to fill up my lawnmower!

The prices are everywhere. I can't keep up. One hour it's $2.89 and three hours later it's $3.07.

Check out www.louisvillegasprices.com

and

www.speedway.com

Speedway.com lets you check out prices by city, state, or zip. Speedway will also give a 5¢ discount for using your Speedy Rewards card at their stations that are classified as 'competitve (with the other guys closeby). Only bad part about Speedway is that they tend to be the first to hike their prices and the last to lower them. :-(