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Originally posted by Justin La Plante:
Remember that this person is constantly accusing others of randomly insulting and trolling.

Not *others*, just you.

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Originally posted by ANTIGOV:
Glad to be back. Well all I got to say is go Visit the Guide Stones and Tell me if you still think it's a CONSPIRACY. The Illuminati put these Stones up

Actually, I'm the president of the St Matthews branch of Illuminati. We used our guide stones to decorate secret conference rooms accessed from nearby Starbucks. I'm not at liberty to tell you which store location, nor which floor tile lifts to reveal the sub-Louisville network of aqua-freeways that lead to these secret conference rooms, but I can tell you the authorization password includes ordering a venti-marble-mocha-macchiato and a slice of lemon loaf. Of course, that info is useless without knowing our uber secret hand signal and wink combo.

Maybe I've said too much...

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Originally posted by canon_photo:
Actually, I'm the president of the St Matthews branch of Illuminati. We used our guide stones to decorate secret conference rooms accessed from nearby Starbucks. I'm not at liberty to tell you which store location, nor which floor tile lifts to reveal the sub-Louisville network of aqua-freeways that lead to these secret conference rooms, but I can tell you the authorization password includes ordering a venti-marble-mocha-macchiato and a slice of lemon loaf. Of course, that info is useless without knowing our uber secret hand signal and wink combo.

Maybe I've said too much...

ROFLMAO

The Guidestones can only be described like this
The Georgia Guidstones are the
10 Commandments for the Anti-Christ

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Originally posted by canon_photo:

quote:

Originally posted by Justin La Plante:
Remember that this person is constantly accusing others of randomly insulting and trolling.

Not *others*, just you.

quote:

Originally posted by ANTIGOV:
Glad to be back. Well all I got to say is go Visit the Guide Stones and Tell me if you still think it's a CONSPIRACY. The Illuminati put these Stones up

Actually, I'm the president of the St Matthews branch of Illuminati. We used our guide stones to decorate secret conference rooms accessed from nearby Starbucks. I'm not at liberty to tell you which store location, nor which floor tile lifts to reveal the sub-Louisville network of aqua-freeways that lead to these secret conference rooms, but I can tell you the authorization password includes ordering a venti-marble-mocha-macchiato and a slice of lemon loaf. Of course, that info is useless without knowing our uber secret hand signal and wink combo.

Maybe I've said too much...

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Originally posted by ANTIGOV:
The Guidestones can only be described like this
The Georgia Guidstones are the
10 Commandments for the Anti-Christ

Missing is the visual of me yawning while I read the above statement.

I knew a guy who used to tell all these crazy stories at work. One that stuck in my mind was the story of how once, for transportation, his great granddaddy used a hollowed out moose carcass as a canoe. The guy ended up having a mental meltdown and has been gone for a long time now, but he was a constant source of entertainment until that point.

Again, for entertainment sake welcome back. I understand it's only until the mothership returns or the new world order government takes over, whichever comes first. During your last disappearance I was worried IT was happening, even if IT was a localized event happening only in your world.

This is the two worst case scenarios of partisan stupidity crashing into each other.